Simone Biles Kicked My Ass

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Simone Biles Kicked My Ass

This candle is for anyone with guts and zero chill about showing it. Light this up if you’re ready for some friendly humiliation at the hands of the GOAT (or, let’s be honest, anyone sharper, faster, and way bendier than you).

  • Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
  • Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
  • Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
  • Wick: 100% cotton wick
  • Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches

Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.