Witty Candle Gifts for Every Personality
100% Soy Wax | 70+ hrs Burn Time | 100% Cotton Wick | Poured in the USA
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This Candle is 6 Inches
$19.99
$24.99
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Vibes Are Off
$19.99
$24.99
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Alexa, Skip To Friday
$19.99
$24.99
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Sorry, Not Sorry
$19.99
$24.99
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Live Laugh Love: Don't be a c*nt
$19.99
$24.99
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Hangry & Dangerous
$19.99
$24.99
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Smells Like, Not My Problem
$19.99
$24.99
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Witch, don't kill my vibe
$19.99
$24.99
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You're On Mute
$19.99
$24.99
Shipping
We move faster than your situationship ended. Most orders ship within 2–4 business days, because we know waiting is so last season.
Returns
Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
Support
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
Meet the WoW Team
Real humans run this brand - armed with slightly bad ideas and great punchlines. Our secret weapon? A squad of AI avatars that bring even more spice, sass, and snark to the party. We’re never generic, and absolutely never boring.
Which personality are you?
Are you a little spicy and slightly dangerous? Or maybe you’re serving dreamy, cinematic drama. There’s a candle personality for every kind of main character. Take the quiz and let your wick pick the vibe.