Blow and BlowJobs

FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

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  • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
  • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
  • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
  • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
  • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

💋 Badass Customer Service

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

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Blow and BlowJobs

This candle’s got more attitude than your ex’s ego and burns longer than your last attempt at romance. Strike a match, make a wish, and let the innuendo do the heavy lifting.

Smells like you’re not here for small talk — just big laughs, bold vibes, and maybe a little mischief. Light up, lean back, and let the world wonder what you’re up to.

    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Infused with...

    Sharp Mood

    Fir balsam, clove, and pine cut sharp through jasmine, cinnamon, and a hint of raspberry, all grounded in smoky moss and woods. Wears black. Burns bridges. Doesn’t blink.

    Essence of...

    Fresh Outta F*cks

    Crisp ozone, bright citrus, and marine air collide in a cool, airy opening that evokes freshly pressed linen and clean underwear under sunlight. A soft floral layer of lily, rose, tuberose, and ylang-ylang adds quiet refinement. It dries down into white woods, smooth vanilla, and powder — Smells like you didn’t sleep there… but you definitely stayed.