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Don't Clap When the Plane Lands

$19.99
$19.99
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FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

Don't Clap When the Plane Lands
This candle is for the civilized among us—the ones who understand that landing a plane isn’t a miracle, it’s just Tuesday for the pilot. Light it up and bask in the aroma of quiet superiority while everyone else debates whether to start a standing ovation for physics.

Don’t Clap When the Plane Lands is the scent of restraint, patience, and the kind of self-control that stops you from applauding trained professionals for doing the very thing their salary covers. It’s fresh, calm, and perfect for anyone who knows better than to treat Delta Airlines like Broadway.

    100% Soy Wax, Made in the USA, Fast Shipping...

    ...what more could you ask for? I mean, seriously, what more??
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    ℹ️ The Important Stuff
    • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
    • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
    • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
    • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
    • Hand Poured in the USA
    • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
    • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
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    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

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    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Four scents. Zero apologies.

    Choose from four audacious aromas - pick your edge.
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    🌲 Forest Spice

    Opening with the crisp and invigorating top notes of pine needle and fir balsam, this scent immediately transports you to a woodland. The heart reveals a warming blend of cinnamon, clove, and jasmine, adding a touch of spicy and floral richness. It settles with notes of woody mossy.

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    🪵 Amber Musk

    This warm and inviting fragrance opens with a spicy and citrusy burst, revealing a heart of floral and effervescent accords, and settling into a cozy, lingering embrace of woods and musk.

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    ☁️ Clean Cotton

    This refreshing fragrance opens with a bright and airy blend of ozonic notes, orange, lemon, marine, and aldehydic accents, evoking the sensation of clean laundry hanging in a gentle breeze. The heart of the scent blossoms with lily, ylang-ylang, tuberose,and a touch of lavender.

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    🕯️Unscented

    Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.

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