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Hangry & Dangerous

$19.99
$19.99
$24.99

Hangry & Dangerous
Smells Like: Starving, Unreasonable, and Ready to Fight!  Notes of "If You're Reading This, I Probably Need a Snack".

This candle is your final warning. If this candle is not lit soon, approach with extreme caution—because someone is officially one bite away from a total meltdown. The air is thick with passive-aggressive sighs, irrational mood swings, and the distant sound of snack drawers being raided. Light it up and let everyone know: feed me now, or suffer the consequences. Disclaimer: This candle won’t cure hunger, but it will serve as a fair warning to anyone dumb enough to test your patience on an empty stomach.

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    FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

    Details

    • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
    • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
    • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
    • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
    • Hand Poured in the USA
    • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
    • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Details

    Hangry & Dangerous
    Smells Like: Starving, Unreasonable, and Ready to Fight!  Notes of "If You're Reading This, I Probably Need a Snack".

    This candle is your final warning. If this candle is not lit soon, approach with extreme caution—because someone is officially one bite away from a total meltdown. The air is thick with passive-aggressive sighs, irrational mood swings, and the distant sound of snack drawers being raided. Light it up and let everyone know: feed me now, or suffer the consequences. Disclaimer: This candle won’t cure hunger, but it will serve as a fair warning to anyone dumb enough to test your patience on an empty stomach.

      🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

      If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

      💋 Badass Customer Service

      Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

      Aroma of...

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      Smells like

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