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You Can’t Fix Stupid

$19.99
$19.99
$24.99

You Can’t Fix Stupid

Smells Like: Frustrated Sighing and a Lingering Regret that You Engaged in That Conversation

For those moments when someone confidently explains how the moon is fake or tries to microwave aluminum foil. Light this candle instead of lighting someone up. It won’t increase IQ points—but it will make the room smell smarter. 

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    FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

    Details

    • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
    • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
    • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
    • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
    • Hand Poured in the USA
    • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
    • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Details

    You Can’t Fix Stupid

    Smells Like: Frustrated Sighing and a Lingering Regret that You Engaged in That Conversation

    For those moments when someone confidently explains how the moon is fake or tries to microwave aluminum foil. Light this candle instead of lighting someone up. It won’t increase IQ points—but it will make the room smell smarter. 

      🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

      If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

      💋 Badass Customer Service

      Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

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      Smells like

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