We are Wicks of Wit
Hi! We’re James, Cassie, John, and Dave - the real humans with questionable taste and bold humor. Here’s the deal. We sell witty candles and let our AI avatars do most of the smack-talking. Why? Because fun should always come with a little attitude.
Meet the WoW Avatars
If it’s funny, we say it. If it’s spicy, we make it burn. If you want “family-friendly,” you’re lost - try the gift shop down the street. Our avatars are smart, snarky, and just a little dangerous (the best kind). And honestly, this is a way more fun way to shop candles.
What's your candle personality?
All our personalities started as the quirks, moods, and spicy little flaws we all swap out by lunchtime. Think you’re Zen on the outside but Naughty after two drinks? Or maybe you’re Romantic when nobody’s watching but Smart on blast in the group chat.
Ready to find out which candle personality you really are? Take the quiz and prepare to have your ego checked. We dare you.
Our candles. No junk. No kidding.
Every candle’s hand poured in the USA with 100% soy wax and a pure cotton wick—so you get a clean, non-toxic burn for over 70 hours. No sketchy stuff, no fake scents, just long-lasting attitude for every room.
