Venus Is in Retrograde. So Is My Judgement.
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Venus Is in Retrograde. So Is My Judgement. Six weeks. Old flames. Old texts you swore you deleted. Light this, don’t call him, and let Venus finish what she started. Your birth chart is not permission to make the same mistake twice.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax; clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA; hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: The friend who’s one champagne away from texting her ex, the astrology girlie with a freshly updated block list, and anyone whose better judgement could use backup.
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- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
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If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
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Four Astrological Aromas
🪵 Amber Musk
This warm and inviting fragrance opens with a spicy and citrusy burst, revealing a heart of floral and effervescent accords, and settling into a cozy, lingering embrace of woods and musk.
🌊 Ocean Water
Cool peppermint and crisp apple mingle with airy water flowers, opening into a serene heart of lily of the valley, rose, lemon, and juicy pear. A soft base of coconut, sandalwood, vanilla, and musk creates a smooth, grounding finish.
🍋 Citrus Eucalyptus
This fragrance opens with the invigorating top notes of juicy apple, fresh green accords, and zesty lemon. The heart reveals a blend of rose, jasmine, and sheer woods. As the fragrance settles, the base notes of cedarwood, amber, and musk provide a rich and comforting earthy embrace.
🕯️Unscented
Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.