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Top Secret... Oh Wait, Wrong Chat

$19.99
$19.99
$24.99

Top Secret… Oh Wait, Wrong Chat

Smells Like: The Lingering Aroma of Poor Judgement and Regret and a Touch of "Maybe They Won't Notice"

Ever hit "send" and immediately felt your soul leave your body? Then this candle is for you. Inspired by classified oopsies and text message disasters, it’s the perfect scent for those moments when you meant to DM your buddy but accidentally sent it to, oh, I don’t know… a journalist, your boss, or your mom.

Light it up while frantically searching for the “unsend” button that doesn’t exist, or let its calming glow soothe the full-body cringe that comes from realizing your mistake just a second too late.

Perfect for politicians, military strategists, accidental oversharers, and anyone who’s ever sent a text they 100% shouldn’t have. 

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    FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

    Details

    • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
    • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
    • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
    • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
    • Hand Poured in the USA
    • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
    • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Details

    Top Secret… Oh Wait, Wrong Chat

    Smells Like: The Lingering Aroma of Poor Judgement and Regret and a Touch of "Maybe They Won't Notice"

    Ever hit "send" and immediately felt your soul leave your body? Then this candle is for you. Inspired by classified oopsies and text message disasters, it’s the perfect scent for those moments when you meant to DM your buddy but accidentally sent it to, oh, I don’t know… a journalist, your boss, or your mom.

    Light it up while frantically searching for the “unsend” button that doesn’t exist, or let its calming glow soothe the full-body cringe that comes from realizing your mistake just a second too late.

    Perfect for politicians, military strategists, accidental oversharers, and anyone who’s ever sent a text they 100% shouldn’t have. 

      🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

      If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

      💋 Badass Customer Service

      Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

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