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Top Secret... Oh Wait, Wrong Chat

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FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

Top Secret… Oh Wait, Wrong Chat

Smells Like: The Lingering Aroma of Poor Judgement and Regret and a Touch of "Maybe They Won't Notice"

Ever hit "send" and immediately felt your soul leave your body? Then this candle is for you. Inspired by classified oopsies and text message disasters, it’s the perfect scent for those moments when you meant to DM your buddy but accidentally sent it to, oh, I don’t know… a journalist, your boss, or your mom.

Light it up while frantically searching for the “unsend” button that doesn’t exist, or let its calming glow soothe the full-body cringe that comes from realizing your mistake just a second too late.

Perfect for politicians, military strategists, accidental oversharers, and anyone who’s ever sent a text they 100% shouldn’t have. 

    100% Soy Wax, Made in the USA, Fast Shipping...

    ...what more could you ask for? I mean, seriously, what more??
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    ℹ️ The Important Stuff
    • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
    • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
    • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
    • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
    • Hand Poured in the USA
    • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
    • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
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    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

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    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Four scents. Zero apologies.

    Choose from four audacious aromas - pick your edge.
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    🌲 Forest Spice

    Opening with the crisp and invigorating top notes of pine needle and fir balsam, this scent immediately transports you to a woodland. The heart reveals a warming blend of cinnamon, clove, and jasmine, adding a touch of spicy and floral richness. It settles with notes of woody mossy.

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    🪵 Amber Musk

    This warm and inviting fragrance opens with a spicy and citrusy burst, revealing a heart of floral and effervescent accords, and settling into a cozy, lingering embrace of woods and musk.

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    ☁️ Clean Cotton

    This refreshing fragrance opens with a bright and airy blend of ozonic notes, orange, lemon, marine, and aldehydic accents, evoking the sensation of clean laundry hanging in a gentle breeze. The heart of the scent blossoms with lily, ylang-ylang, tuberose,and a touch of lavender.

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    🕯️Unscented

    Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.

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