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Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs

$19.99
$19.99
$24.99

Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs 
Smells Like: Fresh Cut Grass, Park Bench Judginess and a faint hint of Leather Leash & Dignity Lost

Tired of seeing full-grown, pampered pooches being pushed around like royalty while you struggle to carry your own groceries? This candle is for you. With a scent inspired by common sense and a slight hint of side-eye, it’s perfect for those who believe that dogs have legs for a reason.

Light it up whenever you witness a Chihuahua in a $300 stroller while its owner complains about gas prices. Let the calming aroma remind you that, somewhere out there, a golden retriever is living its best life—on its own four paws.

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    FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

    Details

    • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
    • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
    • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
    • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
    • Hand Poured in the USA
    • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
    • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

    🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

    If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

    💋 Badass Customer Service

    Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

    Details

    Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs 
    Smells Like: Fresh Cut Grass, Park Bench Judginess and a faint hint of Leather Leash & Dignity Lost

    Tired of seeing full-grown, pampered pooches being pushed around like royalty while you struggle to carry your own groceries? This candle is for you. With a scent inspired by common sense and a slight hint of side-eye, it’s perfect for those who believe that dogs have legs for a reason.

    Light it up whenever you witness a Chihuahua in a $300 stroller while its owner complains about gas prices. Let the calming aroma remind you that, somewhere out there, a golden retriever is living its best life—on its own four paws.

      🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

      If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

      💋 Badass Customer Service

      Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

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