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  • Wicks of Wit — Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs scented soy candle, Edgy collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
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Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs

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Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs 
Smells Like: Fresh Cut Grass, Park Bench Judginess and a faint hint of Leather Leash & Dignity Lost

Tired of seeing full-grown, pampered pooches being pushed around like royalty while you struggle to carry your own groceries? This candle is for you. With a scent inspired by common sense and a slight hint of side-eye, it’s perfect for those who believe that dogs have legs for a reason.

Light it up whenever you witness a Chihuahua in a $300 stroller while its owner complains about gas prices. Let the calming aroma remind you that, somewhere out there, a golden retriever is living its best life—on its own four paws.

  • Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
  • Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
  • Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
  • Wick: 100% cotton wick
  • Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
  • Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
  • Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
  • Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
  • Wick: 100% cotton wick
  • Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches

Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.

100% Soy Wax, Made in the USA, Fast Shipping...

...what more could you ask for? I mean, seriously, what more??
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ℹ️ The Important Stuff
  • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
  • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
  • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
  • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
  • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
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🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

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💋 Badass Customer Service

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

Four scents. Zero apologies.

Choose from four audacious aromas - pick your edge.
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🌲 Forest Spice

Opening with the crisp and invigorating top notes of pine needle and fir balsam, this scent immediately transports you to a woodland. The heart reveals a warming blend of cinnamon, clove, and jasmine, adding a touch of spicy and floral richness. It settles with notes of woody mossy.

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🪵 Amber Musk

This warm and inviting fragrance opens with a spicy and citrusy burst, revealing a heart of floral and effervescent accords, and settling into a cozy, lingering embrace of woods and musk.

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☁️ Clean Cotton

This refreshing fragrance opens with a bright and airy blend of ozonic notes, orange, lemon, marine, and aldehydic accents, evoking the sensation of clean laundry hanging in a gentle breeze. The heart of the scent blossoms with lily, ylang-ylang, tuberose,and a touch of lavender.

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🕯️Unscented

Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.

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