Big Brain Energy
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Big Brain Energy
Smells Like: The Hottest Take in the Room
Ignite this candle and instantly feel 23% smarter—give or take your actual IQ. It’s the perfect companion for correcting strangers on the internet, solving problems no one asked you to solve, and letting everyone know you read one article and now you're basically a neuroscientist.
Smells like mental gymnastics, dark roast confidence, and the smug aroma of saying “actually…” before every sentence. Burn it when you need to fake it, flex it, or just outsmart the void.
Warning: May cause spontaneous TED Talk behavior.
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- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
Details
Big Brain Energy
Smells Like: The Hottest Take in the Room
Ignite this candle and instantly feel 23% smarter—give or take your actual IQ. It’s the perfect companion for correcting strangers on the internet, solving problems no one asked you to solve, and letting everyone know you read one article and now you're basically a neuroscientist.
Smells like mental gymnastics, dark roast confidence, and the smug aroma of saying “actually…” before every sentence. Burn it when you need to fake it, flex it, or just outsmart the void.
Warning: May cause spontaneous TED Talk behavior.
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
Notes of...
The Obvious Choice
Marine air, citrus, and Salt. Crisp and clean. Lotus, violet, and greens soften the edges, while sandalwood keeps it grounded. Elegant, balanced, and just cold enough to correct your logic.
Essence of...
Crisp Logic
Crisp apple, lemon zest, and fresh green notes open bright and sharp. Jasmine and rose bring in a quiet floral clarity, softened by sheer woods. Cedarwood, amber, and musk settle in with a grounded, composed finish. Knows things. Doesn’t need to say them.