Quietly Judging Everyone
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FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA
Quietly Judging Everyone: Peaceful exterior. Comprehensive internal commentary. Zero notes.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: The observer in the room who says nothing and notices everything — including that your candle smells incredible.
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100% Soy Wax, Made in the USA, Fast Shipping...
ℹ️ The Important Stuff
- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
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🕯️Unscented
Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.