Not Today, SATAN
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Not Today, SATAN
When life tries to test you, light this candle and serve up a sassy “Not Today, Satan.” With a scent that says “I’m unbothered and untouchable,” it’s your personal force field against bad vibes and worse decisions.
Sweet, spicy, and just a little wicked—this candle turns every room into a drama-free zone. Light it up and let the haters, exes, and energy vampires know: entry denied.
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- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
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Not Today, SATAN
When life tries to test you, light this candle and serve up a sassy “Not Today, Satan.” With a scent that says “I’m unbothered and untouchable,” it’s your personal force field against bad vibes and worse decisions.
Sweet, spicy, and just a little wicked—this candle turns every room into a drama-free zone. Light it up and let the haters, exes, and energy vampires know: entry denied.
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
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