My Hobbies Include: Googling Symptoms And Thinking I'm Dying
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My Hobbies Include: Googling Symptoms And Thinking I'm Dying
A perfect gift candle for the friend whose browser history is pure chaos and pharmaceutical drama. This candle’s for the ones who already diagnosed themselves, twice, before dinner. Just light it, breathe in, and watch them trade panic for punchlines.
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ℹ️ The Important Stuff
- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
Intelligence Has Four Aromatic Forms
🌬️ Sea Salt Orchid
The serene and refreshing aroma opens with a burst of Sicilian lemon, combined with aquatic and marine notes that evoke the essence of the ocean breeze. The salty, airy, and cool top notes create an invigorating and fresh ambiance.
🌊 Ocean Water
Cool peppermint and crisp apple mingle with airy water flowers, opening into a serene heart of lily of the valley, rose, lemon, and juicy pear. A soft base of coconut, sandalwood, vanilla, and musk creates a smooth, grounding finish.
🍋 Citrus Eucalyptus
This fragrance opens with the invigorating top notes of juicy apple, fresh green accords, and zesty lemon. The heart reveals a blend of rose, jasmine, and sheer woods. As the fragrance settles, the base notes of cedarwood, amber, and musk provide a rich and comforting earthy embrace.
🕯️Unscented
Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.