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I Meditate

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I Meditate
So I don't punch someone in the face. Spoiler: Sometimes I still want to.

This candle is for the spiritually advanced—those who know that deep breaths can only do so much when surrounded by mere mortals. Let the herbal calm and citrus notes remind you: you’re doing the work, but sometimes the universe still tests your patience. Light up, breathe deep, and remember: even Buddha had boundaries

Achieve a higher state of “don’t test me” with every flicker. The scent is soothing, but the vibe is clear—my chakras are aligned, but my tolerance is not infinite. Namaste… but also, step back

Details

  • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
  • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
  • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
  • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
  • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

💋 Badass Customer Service

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

Details

I Meditate
So I don't punch someone in the face. Spoiler: Sometimes I still want to.

This candle is for the spiritually advanced—those who know that deep breaths can only do so much when surrounded by mere mortals. Let the herbal calm and citrus notes remind you: you’re doing the work, but sometimes the universe still tests your patience. Light up, breathe deep, and remember: even Buddha had boundaries

Achieve a higher state of “don’t test me” with every flicker. The scent is soothing, but the vibe is clear—my chakras are aligned, but my tolerance is not infinite. Namaste… but also, step back

🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

💋 Badass Customer Service

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

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I'm Over It

Fresh lemon, herbal tea, and lavender ease into the air — bright, herbal, and softly aromatic. As it settles, leafy greens, basil, and a quiet touch of clove add depth without drama. The dry-down is warm and musky, with whispers of coconut and cedarwood grounding the experience.

Channeling...

Peace Please

Salted ozone and sea mist sweep in with a quiet coolness, followed by soft white florals, rose, violet, and lily of the valley. It feels fluid, spacious, and just out of reach. Amber, musk, and woody undertones keep it from drifting too far — serene but not spineless.