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I Cry at work

$19.99
$19.99
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FAST SHIPPING - 100% SOY WAX - MADE IN THE USA

I cry at work

And I'm still more efficient than you.

Tears? Check. Deadlines? Looming. Hope? Gone! Light this baby during your next “quick” meeting that could’ve been an email. Perfect for crying in Excel, smiling through chaos, and pretending you're totally fine. Bonus: it pairs well with rage-snacking and existential dread.

Details

  • 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
  • Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
  • Natural and sustainable ingredients only
  • Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
  • 3.3″ high | 3″ wide

🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

💋 Badass Customer Service

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

Details

I cry at work

And I'm still more efficient than you.

Tears? Check. Deadlines? Looming. Hope? Gone! Light this baby during your next “quick” meeting that could’ve been an email. Perfect for crying in Excel, smiling through chaos, and pretending you're totally fine. Bonus: it pairs well with rage-snacking and existential dread.

🔥 100% Quality Guarantee

If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

💋 Badass Customer Service

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

Notes of...

The Obvious Choice

Marine air, citrus, and Salt. Crisp and clean. Lotus, violet, and greens soften the edges, while sandalwood keeps it grounded. Elegant, balanced, and just cold enough to correct your logic.

Essence of...

Crisp Logic

Crisp apple, lemon zest, and fresh green notes open bright and sharp. Jasmine and rose bring in a quiet floral clarity, softened by sheer woods. Cedarwood, amber, and musk settle in with a grounded, composed finish. Knows things. Doesn’t need to say them.