Breathe Deep, Judge Silently
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Breathe Deep, Judge Silently
Smells Like: Compassionate, But Still Spicy
Inhale calm. Exhale side-eyes. This candle is perfect for moments when you’re practicing inner peace... while internally critiquing everyone’s life choices. Smells like composure with a sprinkle of “bless your heart.” Yoga not included—but judgment absolutely is.
Serenity now, sarcasm later. Light this when you want to look unbothered while mentally writing Yelp reviews about everyone around you. It’s the scent of restraint—because saying it out loud would be “impolite.”
For the zen soul who’s mastered the art of smiling while silently thinking, “Wow, that’s a choice.” Burn this when you're sipping tea—literal and metaphorical.
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- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
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Breathe Deep, Judge Silently
Smells Like: Compassionate, But Still Spicy
Inhale calm. Exhale side-eyes. This candle is perfect for moments when you’re practicing inner peace... while internally critiquing everyone’s life choices. Smells like composure with a sprinkle of “bless your heart.” Yoga not included—but judgment absolutely is.
Serenity now, sarcasm later. Light this when you want to look unbothered while mentally writing Yelp reviews about everyone around you. It’s the scent of restraint—because saying it out loud would be “impolite.”
For the zen soul who’s mastered the art of smiling while silently thinking, “Wow, that’s a choice.” Burn this when you're sipping tea—literal and metaphorical.
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
Wafting of...
I'm Over It
Fresh lemon, herbal tea, and lavender ease into the air — bright, herbal, and softly aromatic. As it settles, leafy greens, basil, and a quiet touch of clove add depth without drama. The dry-down is warm and musky, with whispers of coconut and cedarwood grounding the experience.
Channeling...
Peace Please
Salted ozone and sea mist sweep in with a quiet coolness, followed by soft white florals, rose, violet, and lily of the valley. It feels fluid, spacious, and just out of reach. Amber, musk, and woody undertones keep it from drifting too far — serene but not spineless.