Breathe Deep, Judge Silently
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Breathe Deep, Judge Silently
Smells Like: Compassionate, But Still Spicy
Inhale calm. Exhale side-eyes. This candle is perfect for moments when you’re practicing inner peace... while internally critiquing everyone’s life choices. Smells like composure with a sprinkle of “bless your heart.” Yoga not included—but judgment absolutely is.
Serenity now, sarcasm later. Light this when you want to look unbothered while mentally writing Yelp reviews about everyone around you. It’s the scent of restraint—because saying it out loud would be “impolite.”
For the zen soul who’s mastered the art of smiling while silently thinking, “Wow, that’s a choice.” Burn this when you're sipping tea—literal and metaphorical.
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ℹ️ The Important Stuff
- 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide
🔥 100% Quality Guarantee
If it’s not hot, it’s not happening. Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients—because basic isn’t in our vocabulary. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.
💋 Badass Customer Service
Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. Our team of glow-getters is ready to help with anything you need, from scent obsessions to shipping drama. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.
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This calming and aromatic blend is enchanting - begining with a refreshing combination of lemon, tea, lavender, and orange, creating a bright and uplifting opening. The heart of the scent unfolds with a harmonious mix of leafy green notes, lily of the valley, clove, and basil, adding a touch of herbal and floral sophistication.
🌊 Ocean Water
Cool peppermint and crisp apple mingle with airy water flowers, opening into a serene heart of lily of the valley, rose, lemon, and juicy pear. A soft base of coconut, sandalwood, vanilla, and musk creates a smooth, grounding finish.
🪵 Sandalwood
This warm and inviting fragrance opens with a spicy and citrusy burst, revealing a heart of floral and effervescent accords, and settling into a cozy, lingering embrace of woods and musk.
🕯️Unscented
Our unscented candles, like our scented candles, are made entirely from 100% soy wax, featuring a natural cotton wick for a nontoxic, clean burn. With over 70 hours of burn time, it’s eco-friendly and won’t compete with the delicate aromas of dinner or flowers. Enjoy pure ambiance and peace of mind, with zero added fragrance and zero drama.