Shop by Personality

Admit it — we’ve all got a little Zen, a dash of Naughty, and sparks of Smart hiding inside. But hey, half the fun is picking your vibe of the day. Go ahead and shop by personality… who says you have to choose just one?

Spicy & sassy

Naughty Candles

Playful, cheeky, and knows exactly how to keep things interesting. It flirts with words, loves a little double meaning, and is always the center of attention.

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Girl Dinner Rights

Girl Dinner Rights

Girl Dinner Rights: Cheese. Fruit. A glass. That's it. That's the meal. That's the whole political platform. Size: 1...
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My Only Cardio Is Chasing Loose Balls - Peppered Passionfruit

My Only Cardio Is Chasing Loose Balls

My Only Cardio Is Chasing Loose Balls: The beautiful game, with extra commentary. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Bu...
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Hot Girl Summer Cancer Moon - Peppered Passionfruit

Hot Girl Summer: Cancer Moon Edition

Hot Girl Summer: Cancer Moon Edition: Sun’s out. Feelings are out. Candle’s lit. We’re doing this. Size: 12.5 oz | 3...
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Pretty Sure I'm the Problem

Pretty Sure I'm the Problem

Pretty Sure I'm the Problem: Self-aware enough to know it, unbothered enough to light a candle about it. Size: 12.5...
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High Functioning Hot Mess

High Functioning Hot Mess

High Functioning Hot Mess: Somehow thriving, occasionally on fire, always looking good doing it. Size: 12.5 oz | 3....
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Selectively Social

Selectively Social

Selectively Social: Available for a limited time only — terms, conditions, and a solid exit strategy apply. Size: 1...
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Fuck around and find out

Fuck around and find out

Fuck around and find out Consider this candle your official warning label in wax form. Sweet, bold, and just slightly...
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You're hot, let's do the thing

You're hot, let's do the thing

You're hot, let's do the thing Subtle? Absolutely not. This candle skips the small talk and gets straight to the good...
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Just let me bite you real quick

Just let me bite you real quick

Just let me bite you real quick Equal parts romance and rabid energy. This candle is for those who express affection ...
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Wicks of Wit — This Candle is 6 Inches scented soy candle, Naughty collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

This Candle is 6 Inches

This Candle is 6 InchesIt’s six inches, small enough to fit anywhere, big enough to make a statement. Think of it as ...
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Wicks of Wit — You Gotta Trim That Bush scented soy candle, Naughty collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

You Gotta Trim That Bush

You Gotta Trim That BushListen, this isn’t just a cute little label—it’s a public service announcement. You gotta tri...
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Wicks of Wit — Chicken Soup for Your Hole scented soy candle, Naughty collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

Chicken Soup for Your Hole

Chicken Soup for Your HoleIt's like Chicken Soup for Your Soul but with an H, like Ha-Ha-Ha Imagine your grandma’s ki...
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Balanced & unbothered

Zen Candles

Radiates peace, balance, and effortless chill vibes. It doesn’t do drama, but it’ll happily watch yours unfold while sipping herbal tea.

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My Boundaries Have a Waitlist candle — Sandalwood

My Boundaries Have a Waitlist

My Boundaries Have a Waitlist: You set the boundaries. Then you set boundaries about the boundaries. Now people are a...
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Doing Nothing Professionally – Sandalwood candle

Doing Nothing Professionally

Doing Nothing Professionally: Not lazy. Not behind. Not available. This is intentional rest and she has the credentia...
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Judgment and Also a Spreadsheet

Judgment and Also a Spreadsheet

Judgment and Also a Spreadsheet: She has a system. The system has a scoring rubric. You are being ranked. Light this ...
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Manifesting a Penalty Shootout Win - Sandalwood

Manifesting a Penalty Shootout Win

Manifesting a Penalty Shootout Win: The only World Cup outcome worth lighting a candle for. Literally. Size: 12.5 o...
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Smells Like Soccer Season - Sandalwood

Smells Like Soccer Season

Smells Like Soccer Season: Specifically the kind that only comes around every four years and takes over your entire l...
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Manifesting Mercury Retrograde - White Sage Lavender

Manifesting, but Mercury's in Retrograde

Manifesting, but Mercury’s in Retrograde: You set your intentions. Mercury didn’t. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Bu...
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Processing... - White Sage Lavender

Processing...

Processing...: Give it a moment. The buffer is full, but the vibe is immaculate. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn...
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Quietly Judging Everyone - White Sage Lavender

Quietly Judging Everyone

Quietly Judging Everyone: Peaceful exterior. Comprehensive internal commentary. Zero notes. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x...
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Deeply Chill Mildly Feral - White Sage Lavender

Deeply Chill Mildly Feral

Deeply Chill Mildly Feral: Calm on the outside, chaotic in the best possible way on the inside. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3"...
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Healed Enough to Be Dangerous - White Sage Lavender

Healed Enough to Be Dangerous

Healed enough to be DANGEROUS: Boundaries, self-awareness, and a scent that walks into the room before you do. Size:...
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Feeling my feelings against my will - White Sage Lavender

Feeling My Feelings Against My Will

Feeling my feelings against my will: The feelings arrived uninvited, but the scent is very much welcome. Size: 12.5 ...
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Wicks of Wit — Oy, Vey scented soy candle, Zen collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

Oy, Vey

Oy, VeyA perfect gift for the one who sighs dramatically before the story even starts. Light this up for your favori...
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Bold & Mysterious

Edgy Candles

A little dark, a little sarcastic, and 100% unapologetic. Lives for deep conversations, late nights, and an aesthetic that’s effortlessly cool.

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This Is My Personality Now, Sorry. — Amber Musk

This Is My Personality Now, Sorry.

This Is My Personality Now, Sorry.: Halloween used to be a night. Now it's a lifestyle, a Pinterest board, and a reas...
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I Could've Coached That Better - Amber Musk

I Could've Coached That Better

I Could've Coached That Better: Formulated with aggressive hand gestures, screaming at the TV screen, and a completel...
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My Only Cardio Is Yelling at the Ref - Amber Musk

My Only Cardio Is Yelling at the Ref

My Only Cardio Is Yelling at the Ref: VAR review pending. Your blood pressure is not. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W...
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Smells Like Siuuu Energy - Amber Musk

Smells Like Siuuu Energy

Smells Like Siuuu Energy: Because someone has to bring the dramatic goal celebration energy, and it might as well be ...
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The Schadenfreude Blend - Amber Musk

The Schadenfreude Blend

The Schadenfreude Blend: Smells like your rival's downfall — sweet, comforting, and deeply satisfying. Size: 12.5 oz...
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250 Years of This - Amber Musk

250 Years of This. Light a Candle.

250 Years of This. Light a Candle.: The founding fathers didn’t die for you to be this stressed — but here we are. Bu...
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Oh Well Whatever Nevermind - Amber Musk

Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind

Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind: Aesthetic? Moody. Energy? Immaculate. Feelings? Irrelevant. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3...
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Wake Me Up After the Election

Wake Me Up After the Election

Wake Me Up After the Election: Hibernate through the chaos. Re-emerge when the dust settles. No promises it will have...
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Too Online to Be Optimistic

Too Online to Be Optimistic

Too Online to Be Optimistic: You've seen too many threads, too many takes, and way too many comment sections. The can...
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Running on Rage & Coffee

Running on Rage & Coffee

Running on Rage & Coffee: Two perfectly legal stimulants powering one completely unhinged morning routine. Size:...
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This Candle Has Better Leadership

This Candle Has Better Leadership

This Candle Has Better Leadership: Low-key competent, never tweets at 3am, consistently delivers warmth. Running in 2...
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Politically Exhausted

Politically Exhausted

POLITICALLY EXHAUSTED: Your therapist said to practice self-care. Your feed said otherwise. The candle wins. Size: 1...
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Dreamy & Dramatic

Romantic Candles

Soft yet intense, it's all about grand gestures, stolen kisses, and a little poetic drama. Believes in love letters, slow dances, and passion that never fades.

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Chalance - Beach Rose

Chalance. Just Chalance.

Chalance. Just chalance. Effortless, darling — or at least that's the vibe. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Tim...
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My Girlfriend Doesn't Know She's My Girlfriend - Beach Rose

My Girlfriend Doesn't Know She's My Girlfriend

My Girlfriend Doesn't Know She's My Girlfriend: A whole situationship in candle form. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W...
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Wildflowering - Beach Rose

Wildflowering: It's a Whole Thing

Wildflowering: it's a whole thing. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — cl...
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It Was Never That Serious

It Was Never That Serious

It Was Never That Serious: A soft reminder that the plot was always a little bit you, and a little bit the lighting. ...
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Fictional Men Ruined Me

Fictional Men Ruined Me

Fictional Men Ruined Me: Mr. Darcy set the bar and it's been underground ever since — light this and grieve beautiful...
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I love you more than you annoy me (which is a lot)

I love you more than you annoy me (which is a lot)

I love you more than you annoy me (which is a lot) Because true love isn’t about grand gestures; it’s about toleratin...
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I love you more than pizza (almost)

I love you more than pizza (almost)

I love you more than pizza (almost) The ultimate compliment from someone who knows true love and true carbs. Perfect ...
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I love you almost as much as the dog

I love you almost as much as the dog

I love you almost as much as the dog Let’s be honest, the bar is high. This candle’s a heartfelt “you’re basically ti...
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I just uploaded our whole argument & Chat GPT said I was right.

I just uploaded our whole argument & Chat GPT said I was right.

I just uploaded our whole argument & Chat GPT said I was right. Because love means never having to say “you’re ri...
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Not everyone is going to think you're...

Not everyone is going to think you're...

Not everyone is going to think you're gorgeous, amazing, and magical. They're wrong though. Dickheads. For the one wh...
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Why are you always here?! ps i love you

Why are you always here?! ps i love you

Why are you always here?!  ps i love you The candle for couples who thrive on equal parts claustrophobia and devotion...
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GO AWAY

GO AWAY

GO AWAY The universal love language of introverts everywhere. Light this when you want your space to smell amazing wh...
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Clever & Sarcastic

Smart Candles

This personality knows things — it reads philosophy for fun, corrects your grammar, and has the best comebacks. It’s effortlessly cool, stylishly intellectual, and never boring.

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Sorry for the Late Reply. I Was Being Human. — Sea Salt Orchid

Sorry for the Late Reply. I Was Being Human.

Sorry for the Late Reply. I Was Being Human.: Not busy. Not depressed. Just processing. She will get back to you when...
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My House Rules - Sea Salt Orchid

My House Rules: 90 Minutes. No Interruptions.

My House Rules: 90 Minutes. No Interruptions.: Finally, boundaries enforced by something that actually smells good. ...
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Smells Like the Opposite of Soccer Cleats - Sea Salt Orchid

Smells Like the Opposite of Soccer Cleats

Smells Like the Opposite of Soccer Cleats: World Cup-ready. Unlike the locker room. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W ...
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Smells Like a Win - Sea Salt Orchid

Smells Like a Win

Smells Like a Win: Bottled World Cup victory. Light it before kickoff. Results not guaranteed, but vibes are. Size:...
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Calm Outside, Spreadsheet Inside - Sea Salt Orchid

Calm Outside, Spreadsheet Inside

Calm Outside, Spreadsheet Inside: On the outside: composed, collected, unbothered. On the inside: seventeen open tabs...
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PTO State of Mind - Sea Salt Orchid

PTO State of Mind

PTO State of Mind: Out of office. Out of reach. Completely unavailable — mentally, emotionally, and professionally. ...
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Plot Twist: I Stayed Home - Sea Salt Orchid

Plot Twist: I Stayed Home

Plot Twist: I Stayed Home: The biggest flex of the year wasn't going — it was realizing you didn't have to. Size: 12...
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Pretty, Powerful, Pissed Off. - Sea Salt Orchid

Pretty, Powerful, Pissed Off.

Pretty, Powerful, Pissed Off.: She smiled. She strategized. She absolutely remembered. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W...
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This Meeting Should Have Been a Nap - Sea Salt Orchid

This Meeting Should Have Been a Nap

This Meeting Should Have Been a Nap: Forty-five minutes of nothing that could have been handled in a nap — or literal...
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Logging On Against My Will - Sea Salt Orchid

Logging On Against My Will

Logging On Against My Will: The browser opened. The camera turned on. The soul left the body. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H...
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Just a Girl with Evidence - Sea Salt Orchid

Just a Girl with Evidence

Just a Girl with Evidence: She didn't come to argue — she came with a spreadsheet, three tabs, and receipts. Size: 1...
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My Job Could've Been an Email - Sea Salt Orchid

My Job Could've Been an Email

MY JOB COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL: Burning this instead of burning bridges — but honestly, both are tempting. Size: 12.5...
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