You Smell

You Smell
You smell… but don’t worry, this candle is here to distract people from the biological warfare coming out of your armpits. It’s like a scented peace treaty between you and the rest of humanity.

Congratulations, you stink just enough to need this candle but not enough for us to call in hazmat. Light it up, and suddenly your living room will smell less like ‘questionable leftovers’ and more like ‘functional adult.