You Can't Spell Candle Without the D
Why settle for subtle when you can have the D front and center? This candle doesn’t just light up the room—it sparks conversations your mother warned you about. Burn it when you want to make a statement, or just remind everyone that you’re here for the double entendre and the double takes.
Forget innocence—this wick’s got attitude and a wicked sense of humor. The only thing hotter than this flame is the smirk you’ll wear every time someone reads the label. Go ahead, let your living room get a little naughty.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: bachelorette parties, girls' nights, adult gift exchanges, "dirty Santa" swaps, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.