Trick Me, Treat Me, Eat Me
Light at your own risk: you might attract ghosts, goblins, candy-crazed children, and maybe a raccoon or two. Not responsible for sudden urges to lick the air, howl at the moon, or regret those questionable costume choices from Halloweens past. For extra thrills, don’t eat the wax—unless you’re undead (we don’t judge). Happy haunting!