Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs
Smells Like: Fresh Cut Grass, Park Bench Judginess and a faint hint of Leather Leash & Dignity Lost
Tired of seeing full-grown, pampered pooches being pushed around like royalty while you struggle to carry your own groceries? This candle is for you. With a scent inspired by common sense and a slight hint of side-eye, it’s perfect for those who believe that dogs have legs for a reason.
Light it up whenever you witness a Chihuahua in a $300 stroller while its owner complains about gas prices. Let the calming aroma remind you that, somewhere out there, a golden retriever is living its best life—on its own four paws.