Big Brain Energy
Smells Like: The Hottest Take in the Room
Ignite this candle and instantly feel 23% smarter—give or take your actual IQ. It’s the perfect companion for correcting strangers on the internet, solving problems no one asked you to solve, and letting everyone know you read one article and now you're basically a neuroscientist.
Smells like mental gymnastics, dark roast confidence, and the smug aroma of saying “actually…” before every sentence. Burn it when you need to fake it, flex it, or just outsmart the void.
Warning: May cause spontaneous TED Talk behavior.