Sex Tonight?
Set the mood, set the vibe, set yourself up for disappointment. This candle is the ultimate wingman—it’ll ask the question for you so you don’t have to. Sure, it can’t guarantee you’ll actually have sex tonight, but it can guarantee your bedroom will smell slightly less like takeout and sadness.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: bachelorette parties, girls' nights, adult gift exchanges, "dirty Santa" swaps, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.