Ride My Broomstick, You Won't Regret It
Ever wondered what it feels like to be swept off your feet—literally? Strike a match, light this candle, and suddenly you’re halfway to Salem at midnight, hair flying, cackling like a maniac, and seriously reconsidering how many questionable potions you’ve consumed. It smells like adventure, scandal, and possibly that neighbor who swears their house isn’t haunted (it definitely is). The longer it burns, the more you’ll wish broomstick travel counted as cardio.