Hey ____, STFU
Because sometimes you don’t need yoga, meditation, or essential oils—you just need the universe (and this candle) to scream ‘STFU’ on your behalf. Best burned during unsolicited Zoom calls or family dinners.
Finally, a candle that says what you’re thinking but can’t say out loud without HR showing up. Light it to drown out unsolicited advice, passive-aggressive comments, or that one neighbor with a leaf blower fetish.