You already know how this goes...

...because you read the fine print. Twice. You walk into rooms like a thesis wrapped in designer perfume, speak in perfectly structured takedowns, and somehow still look better than everyone else while doing it.

Smart
Scents:

Sea Salt Orchid / Ocean Water / Citrus Eucalyptus

  • My Job Could've Been an Email - Ocean Water
    My Job Could've Been an Email - Sea Salt Orchid

    My Job Could've Been an Email

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  • Wicks of Wit — You're On Mute scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
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    You're On Mute

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  • Wicks of Wit — No Karens Allowed scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
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    No Karens Allowed

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  • Wicks of Wit — I Can't People Today scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
    Wicks of Wit — I Can't People Today scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

    I Can't People Today

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  • Wicks of Wit — Alexa, Skip To Friday scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
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    Alexa, Skip To Friday

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  • Wicks of Wit — I Don't Trust Men, but I Do Trust Chat GPT's Career Advice scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
    Wicks of Wit — I Don't Trust Men, but I Do Trust Chat GPT's Career Advice scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

    I Don't Trust Men, but I Do Trust Chat GPT's Career Advice

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  • Wicks of Wit — For People Who Thought They'd Have Their Life Together by 25 scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
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    For People Who Thought They'd Have Their Life Together by 25

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  • Wicks of Wit — My Hobbies Include: Googling Symptoms And Thinking I'm Dying scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
    Wicks of Wit — My Hobbies Include: Googling Symptoms And Thinking I'm Dying scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

    My Hobbies Include: Googling Symptoms And Thinking I'm Dying

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  • Wicks of Wit — The Overthinker scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
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    The Overthinker

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  • Wicks of Wit — IQ: High. Tolerance: Low. scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — side view
    Wicks of Wit — IQ: High. Tolerance: Low. scented soy candle, Smart collection, hand-poured in the USA — front view

    IQ: High. Tolerance: Low.

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