You wake up flawless and mildly annoyed...

...You say what you mean, wear what you want, and never apologize for being the most unforgettable person in the room. You don’t need mystery when your existence is already too much for most people.

Edgy
Scents:

Forest Spice / Amber Musk / Clean Cotton

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