You Gotta Trim That Bush
Listen, this isn’t just a cute little label—it’s a public service announcement. You gotta trim that bush. No one wants a wild, unruly wick smoking up the room like a broken chimney. Keep it neat, keep it manageable, and your candle will thank you by burning longer, brighter, and way less tragically. Think of it as grooming for wax—it’s not optional.