My Hobbies Include: Googling Symptoms And Thinking I'm Dying
A perfect gift candle for the friend whose browser history is pure chaos and pharmaceutical drama. This candle’s for the ones who already diagnosed themselves, twice, before dinner. Just light it, breathe in, and watch them trade panic for punchlines.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.