Mercury's in retrograde. My patience isn't.
A fragrant reminder that it’s not you—it’s literally the planets. Light it when technology glitches, texts misfire, or your ex “accidentally” resurfaces. Smells like calm energy, cosmic defiance, and the sheer will to not throw your phone into orbit.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: birthdays, holidays, gift exchanges, housewarming parties, and anyone who deserves something more interesting than a gift card.