I am 99% Angel, But oh, that 1%...
Light this candle if you’re mostly sweet and innocent… until someone cuts you off in traffic or steals your snacks. That tiny 1%? Oh, it’s the part that whispers ‘Hold my coffee’ before unleashing sass, shade, and a little bit of chaos.
Smells like pure goodness with a sneaky hint of ‘Don’t test me, Karen.’ Perfect for the 99% angelic souls who enjoy stirring the pot—the 1% rules the world, and sometimes ruins brunch.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: bachelorette parties, girls' nights, adult gift exchanges, dirty Santa swaps, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.