For People Who Thought They'd Have Their Life Together by 25
Warning: lighting this candle may cause sudden realizations like, ‘Wait, I still don’t know how taxes work,’ and ‘Apparently, adulthood is just Googling everything.’ It smells like crushed expectations, ramen dinners at midnight, and a faint whiff of ‘Maybe next year.’ Perfect for those who planned to have it all figured out by now but ended up winging it beautifully.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.