Cocaine and Hookers
Ever wish your love life came with a warning label? Light up “Smells Like My Dating Life” and let the intoxicating blend of chaos, charm, and a dash of danger fill the room. It’s seductive, scandalous, and just a little bit illegal—just like your last three exes.
This candle doesn’t judge your taste in partners or your fondness for a little mischief. With notes that scream “VIP section at 2AM,” it’s the only plus-one you need for a night you’ll barely remember (but never regret).