Breathe Deep, Judge Silently
Smells Like: Compassionate, But Still Spicy
Inhale calm. Exhale side-eyes. This candle is perfect for moments when you’re practicing inner peace... while internally critiquing everyone’s life choices. Smells like composure with a sprinkle of “bless your heart.” Yoga not included—but judgment absolutely is.
Serenity now, sarcasm later. Light this when you want to look unbothered while mentally writing Yelp reviews about everyone around you. It’s the scent of restraint—because saying it out loud would be “impolite.”
For the zen soul who’s mastered the art of smiling while silently thinking, “Wow, that’s a choice.” Burn this when you're sipping tea—literal and metaphorical.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: birthdays, self-care packages, wellness gifts, Mother's Day, and anyone who needs to be told to relax.