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Fall Collection

This Fall Collection is more than a candle lineup, it’s a full-on mood. Cozy up, light one, and watch every basic autumn fantasy come true (without ever leaving your couch).

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Witty Candle Gifts for Every Personality

100% Soy Wax | 70+ hrs Burn Time | 100% Cotton Wick | Poured in the USA

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Alexa, Skip To Friday

$19.99 $24.99

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Currently Ignoring All My Problems

$19.99 $24.99

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Hangry & Dangerous

$19.99 $24.99

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Live Laugh Love: Don't be a c*nt

$19.99 $24.99

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I Don't Trust Men, but I Do Trust Chat GPT's Career Advice

$19.99 $24.99

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Manifesting Inner Peace, and Snacks

$19.99 $24.99

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Sorry, Not Sorry

$19.99 $24.99

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Vibes Are Off

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This Candle is 6 Inches

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This candle smells f*in' great

John, California

Nothing says ‘I get you’ like a candle that makes your friends snort-laugh

Dave, Washington DC

If you’re gifting socks, rethink your life. If you’re gifting this candle, you’re a legend.

Greg, South Carolina

These candles smell so good, my roommate tried to eat one. Five stars for scent, zero stars for roommate survival skills.

James, Colorado

Cracks me up every time I look at it

Cassie, Oregon

Shipping

We move faster than your situationship ended. Most orders ship within 2–4 business days, because we know waiting is so last season.

Returns

Every candle is hand-poured with obsessive care and only the best ingredients. If your order shows up damaged or less than perfect, we’ll replace it. No stress. No BS. Just damn good candles.

Support

Got questions? We’ve got answers—and attitude. We reply within 24–48 business hours because being ignored is for texting, not customer service.

Meet the WoW Team

Real humans run this brand - armed with slightly bad ideas and great punchlines. Our secret weapon? A squad of AI avatars that bring even more spice, sass, and snark to the party. We’re never generic, and absolutely never boring.

Which personality are you?

Are you a little spicy and slightly dangerous? Or maybe you’re serving dreamy, cinematic drama. There’s a candle personality for every kind of main character. Take the quiz and let your wick pick the vibe.

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Fall Collection

Practice Safe Hex

I Solemnly Swear I'm Up to No Good

Wanna Open My Chamber of Secrets?

I'm a Pirate...So Give Me That Booty!

Trick Me, Treat Me, Eat Me

Pumpkin Spice & Spank Me Nice