Congratulations on your questionable life choices! Our "Walk of Shame Starter Kit" luxury soy candle is here to illuminate your journey back to dignity. Hand-poured with a blend of morning-after regret and zero judgment, this premium soy candle features notes of last night's bad decisions, borrowed cologne, and that distinct essence of "I meant to do that." Perfect for when you need to class up your stride of pride.
Burning for 50-60 hours (way longer than your last situationship), this aromatic masterpiece helps mask the scent of poor judgment while adding a touch of sophistication to your strategic exit strategy. Whether you're trying to navigate unfamiliar neighborhoods at dawn or just need some ambient lighting for plotting your escape route, this candle has seen it all and keeps your secrets. Pairs excellently with missing shoes, backwards clothing, and that "where am I?" Google Maps search. Warning: May attract knowing smirks from your Uber driver.
- 100% soy wax for a clean, ecofriendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide