Smells Like, Not My Problem
Because detachment is a vibe
Light this and watch your worries—and everyone else’s—float away. Because your peace is sacred, and their drama is just background noise
This candle radiates serene indifference with every flicker. Let the world spiral while you bask in the warm glow of not caring. You’ve reached enlightenment—everyone else can catch up when they’re ready
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: birthdays, self-care packages, wellness gifts, Mother's Day, and anyone who needs to be told to relax.