When life gives you lemons, light a candle and prepare to squeeze. Our "Pairs Well With Bad Decisions" luxury soy candle is the perfect companion for those moments when your better judgement takes an extended coffee break. Hand-poured with notes of questionable choices, this 50-60 hour burning masterpiece sets the mood for everything from accidental hookups to elaborately planned acts of vengeance.
Featuring a captivating blend of amber, vanilla, and "I'll probably regret this in the morning," this candle's warm glow is the ideal wingman for your next no-holds-barred karaoke session, spontaneous road trip, or artfully executed clemency for your prison sentence. Whether you're celebrating a divorce, mourning the loss of your last brain cell, or carving your name into the wall of your probation officer's office, let this versatile candle be your muse for truly epic life stories.
A must-have for anyone with a penchant for adventure and a folder full of alibis, this candle is guaranteed* to remove any lingering inhibitions while adding a touch of elevated chaos to your evening plans.
*Guarantee void where common sense, sober friends, or self-preservation instincts are present.
- 100% soy wax for a clean, ecofriendly burn
- Premium fragrances infused with essential oils
- Natural and sustainable ingredients only
- Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free, and petroleum-free
- Hand Poured in the USA
- 12.5 oz | Burn time up to 70 hours
- 3.3″ high | 3″ wide