OJ Simpson Not a Jew
Because some holiday debates are best left to sports bars and family dinners. Light this candle when you want to dodge the drama, keep the peace, and remind everyone that sometimes the simplest answer is the best one. Perfect for those who prefer their holidays with a side of sarcasm and zero courtroom references.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: birthdays, holidays, gift exchanges, housewarming parties, and anyone who deserves something more interesting than a gift card.