Mercury Retrograde Made Me Text My Ex

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Mercury Retrograde Made Me Text My Ex: It wasn't you, it was the cosmos — blame the planet of communication for every "u up?" sent after midnight and every email you definitely meant to let sit in drafts.

  • Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
  • Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
  • Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
  • Wick: 100% cotton wick
  • Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches

Perfect for: the astrologically-justified, the romantically chaotic, and anyone who has ever blamed a planet for their very human choices.