I Cry at Work
And I'm still more efficient than you.
Tears? Check. Deadlines? Looming. Hope? Gone! Light this baby during your next “quick” meeting that could’ve been an email. Perfect for crying in Excel, smiling through chaos, and pretending you're totally fine. Bonus: it pairs well with rage-snacking and existential dread.
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.