Fuck around and find out
Consider this candle your official warning label in wax form. Sweet, bold, and just slightly unhinged—like you on your best day. Light it when you’re in your power, protecting your peace, or just reminding everyone that “playing stupid games” still earns “stupid prizes.”
- Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
- Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
- Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
- Wick: 100% cotton wick
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches
Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, weddings, new relationships, and anyone who deserves to feel adored.