Blow and Blowjobs

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Blow and Blowjobs

This candle’s got more attitude than your ex’s ego and burns longer than your last attempt at romance. Strike a match, make a wish, and let the innuendo do the heavy lifting.

Smells like you’re not here for small talk — just big laughs, bold vibes, and maybe a little mischief. Light up, lean back, and let the world wonder what you’re up to.

  • Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W
  • Burn Time: Up to 70 hours
  • Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free
  • Wick: 100% cotton wick
  • Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches

Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.