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Light this candle instead of lighting someone \u003cem data-end=\"497\" data-start=\"492\"\u003eup.\u003c\/em\u003e It won’t increase IQ points—but it \u003cem data-end=\"539\" data-start=\"533\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e make the room smell smarter. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz | 3.3\" H x 3\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Up to 70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"wicksofwit","offers":[{"title":"Forest Spice","offer_id":48062517575920,"sku":"FIX-CH","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber Musk","offer_id":48062517608688,"sku":"FIX-FG","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":47601705451760,"sku":"FIX-CC","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":48062517641456,"sku":"FIX-XX","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2225\/0992\/files\/Candle-Stupid-CC.png?v=1758234169"},{"product_id":"stroller","title":"Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b65f41d9-7ba9-49ae-aa13-a7908cb8c2e5\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBaby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSmells Like: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFresh Cut Grass, Park Bench Judginess and a faint hint of Leather Leash \u0026amp; Dignity Lost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"6f8c765f-3a8a-4116-9154-3fbf8a15987c\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eTired of seeing full-grown, pampered pooches being pushed around like royalty while you struggle to carry your own groceries? 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A scent that’s as unapologetic as your attitude—bold, sharp, and just a little wicked. Perfect for those who leave a trail of shocked faces and zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-0\"\u003eSorry, Not Sorry isn’t just a candle—it’s your alibi. 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Oh Look, It's on Fire","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b65f41d9-7ba9-49ae-aa13-a7908cb8c2e5\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMy Last Fuck. 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Strike a match, watch your last fuck go up in smoke, and enjoy the sweet scent of savage liberation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz | 3.3\" H x 3\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Up to 70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"wicksofwit","offers":[{"title":"Forest Spice","offer_id":48062479958256,"sku":"LAST-CH","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber Musk","offer_id":48062479991024,"sku":"LAST-FG","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":47791065268464,"sku":"LAST-CC","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":48062480023792,"sku":"LAST-XX","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2225\/0992\/files\/Candle-LastF-CC.png?v=1758233072"},{"product_id":"this-is-fine","title":"This is FINE.","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b65f41d9-7ba9-49ae-aa13-a7908cb8c2e5\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is FINE\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eFor those who sip coffee while everything burns—this candle is your spirit animal. Light it up, inhale the scent of “totally coping,” and let the world wonder how you stay so unbothered while chaos does the tango in your living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-0\"\u003eThis is Fine isn’t just a mood, it’s a lifestyle. Strike a match, watch the wax melt, and bask in the warm glow of pretending you’ve got it all together—because sometimes, denial is self-care with better lighting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz | 3.3\" H x 3\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Up to 70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"wicksofwit","offers":[{"title":"Forest Spice","offer_id":48062475796720,"sku":"FINE-CH","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amber Musk","offer_id":48062475829488,"sku":"FINE-FG","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":47791079063792,"sku":"FINE-CC","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":48062475862256,"sku":"FINE-XX","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2225\/0992\/files\/Candle-Fine-CC.png?v=1758233071"},{"product_id":"thats-enough-todaying-for-today-im-done-thanks","title":"That's Enough todaying for today","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 grow basis-auto flex-col overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-full flex-col overflow-y-auto [scrollbar-gutter:stable]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-1.5 flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-31\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"group\/turn w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"b65f41d9-7ba9-49ae-aa13-a7908cb8c2e5\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"prose text-pretty dark:prose-invert inline leading-relaxed break-words min-w-0 [word-break:break-word] prose-strong:font-medium\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat's Enough Todaying For Today\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA perfect gift candle for the burnout expert who just canceled all plans and calls it self-care. 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