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This candle doesn’t say it, it lets the vibe do its own talking.\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wicksofwit.com\/products\/when-this-candle-is-lit-you-know-what-that-means?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=9ce064684\u0026amp;_ss=r\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz | 3.3\" H x 3\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Up to 70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e bachelorette parties, girls' nights, adult gift exchanges, \"dirty Santa\" swaps, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"wicksofwit","offers":[{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":47966437409008,"sku":"LIT-PPF","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cardamom Cream","offer_id":47966437441776,"sku":"LIT-CCC","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":48062267916528,"sku":"LIT-CV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":48062267949296,"sku":"LIT-XX","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2225\/0992\/files\/Candle-YouKnow-Passionfruit.png?v=1758227763"},{"product_id":"smells-like-i-said-never-again-again","title":"Smells like I Said \"Never Again\"... again.","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"prose text-pretty dark:prose-invert inline leading-relaxed break-words min-w-0 [word-break:break-word] prose-strong:font-medium\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSmells like I Said \"Never Again\"... again.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA perfect gift for the wild card who’s sworn off chaos—right before going back for seconds. 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This candle’s for every “never again” that ends in, “one more time.”\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wicksofwit.com\/products\/smells-like-i-said-never-again-again?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=3a56364b9\u0026amp;_ss=r\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz | 3.3\" H x 3\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Up to 70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e bachelorette parties, girls' nights, adult gift exchanges, \"dirty Santa\" swaps, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"wicksofwit","offers":[{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":47966438883568,"sku":"NEVER-PPF","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cardamom Cream","offer_id":47966438916336,"sku":"NEVER-BCC","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":48062264017136,"sku":"NEVER-CV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":48062264049904,"sku":"NEVER-XX","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2225\/0992\/files\/Candle-NeverAgain-Passionfruit.png?v=1758227763"}],"url":"https:\/\/wicksofwit.com\/collections\/best-sellers.oembed?page=6","provider":"Wicks of Wit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}